have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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