In the future we'll all be gay
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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