do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
