Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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