God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
