On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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