awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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