Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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