I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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