That's when you crack a 10am beer
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Bang-toberfest begins!!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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