ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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