If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
