I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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