I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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