It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I know her cup size but not her name....
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