I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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