I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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