remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
