the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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