could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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