why didn't you poke me back
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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