seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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