we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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