So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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