just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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