How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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