i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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