the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It's no shave November. This is our time.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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