you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
oh god was she eating orange peels again
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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