Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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