dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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