No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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