clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
