I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy