her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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