But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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