so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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