STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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