There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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