It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
