Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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