he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Send help, water and tortillas.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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