Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
PANTIES FOUND
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
