My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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