he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
are you so shy because you have an std?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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