My liver just broke up with me...
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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