how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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