Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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