im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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