If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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