I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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