Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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