i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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