Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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