I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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