We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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